Monday, April 13, 2009

bitch war on msn

The following was MSN PM..

me (PM): Some selfish and ignorant bitch stole all the line and lagging her own download =.=|||

her: when line goes bad bitch accuse others. but nvr thought that when she plays online stupid game, it will affect others..typical bitch

me (ideas): oh yes! i am a typical bitch, loving every minute of it. bitch plays stupid game and doesn't cry during exam / i am a bitch who plays stupid online game and doesn't cry during exam and kick the door or bang the table when she's under stress

me (PM): at least i am a BITCH who does housework and scrubs the bathroom every week and not sit there like a COUCH POTATO with a fat ass (mine is fIt ass)

her: no seeing not necessary not doing. idiot

me (PM): not seeing doesn't mean that I don't have SPIES, fatass+uncivilized barbarian (yc's idea)

her: each is designated with a job, i cant do mine if others don't do theirs dont say as if im the only one that din do mine

me (PM): people see, people follow..if you don't do yours, i bet others will follow as well. you are a damn good leader. gratz!

her (after a long long time, i waited till berkulat d): thank you very much

And she went offline before I managed to reply her.

me(PM): keep up the good work and our house will be branded as the 'DIRTIEST HOUSE of the year congested with COCKROACHES'

Her second last was sooo philosophical..'each is designated with a job...' *sweat* what a copycat, it sounds like something out of a application from FB, the quiz about what you are born to be or something. Well, this just shows that she plays online game too but too bad they are lame FB applications. Then, does that mean she's an idiot too for playing stupid online game? I was sooo tempted to add 'HO' at the back of each sentence. But I am civilized so I don't use such crude word..maybe later when I have become as uncivilized as her..I am soo childish to be calling people names...muahahaaha..all thanks to the influence from VISHNU! Her last second PM was really lame. She just indirectly said the others did not do housework and that led to her not being able to do her job which was mopping the floor. Cool..she just made everyone her 100% enemy now! Congratulations! If she was really into doing her job, she should have asked the others to do what they were supposed to do so that she could do her mopping..zzz..lame excuses..go back korek some stronger philosophy and we will have another bitch war.

4 comments:

COCKroackes said...

COCKroaches,"i love my new home...i love dirty kitchen..."

zephyrcj said...

YIK!!!!!!! stay in the kitchen, dont wander!

yH said...

an interesting one.

zephyrcj said...

of course! my artpiece..
i just realized, i shouldn't have called her a bitch but a NERD instead. lol..i am mean...